BREAKING NEWS
by Thrasymachus,Apr/07/2020
This just in: The CDC is reporting that corpses of people killed by Covfefe-19, the TrumpVirus, are now reanimating and eating the brains of the living. The Surgeon General advises staying inside to avoid both the TrumpVirus, and having your brain eaten. President Trump welcomes this new zombificatory development, as Gallup shows him polling at 100% with people that have no brains. When asked about this latest development in the pandemic, Trump replied, "With this incredible tremendous support from our new zombie friends we will easily beat Sleepy Joe in the Fall, and have you seen my recent TV ratings? So tremendous as well, and you know Obama never had TV ratings like these, I mean no one's ever even seen ratings like these before."
Now here's Jill with the weather...
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I know someone whose great big juicy delicious brain must be a thing of legend for those all zombies, like an edible Holy Grail.