Thrasymachus blog post

The 4 best proofs that the Earth is flat:

1) That guy told Christopher Columbus Bugs Bunny, "Sheeza flat like a pizza, notta rounda like a meata balla." He seemed very earnest and sure about this assertion.

2) There is one spot in Las Vegas where you can look one direction to see the Eiffel Tower, and the other to see the Great Pyramid (oof! Take that, Big Globe lobby...)

3) Sarah Palin could see Russia from her back yard in Alaska (oof X's 2!).

4) Texas. (If you don't agree that just writing "Texas." is an argument, then I dare you to take the Texas challenge. Just fashion yourself a tinfoil hat to protect yourself from Big Globe's mind control rays, and cover it with a ten gallon hat so you can blend in. Then you just drive out on a clear day on any road anywhere in Texas and take in all that flatness for yourself. It is here that your ten gallon hat comes into play, because Big Globe isn't going stand idly by while all sorts of random people become woke in Texas - they stand to lose trillions in annual globe sales, so they've hired assassins to put a stop to it. They will be dressed as police. Be careful. Also be warned that if you stare too long into all that soul crushing flatness, you stand a good chance of becoming a David Koresh monster, so as soon as you're sufficiently woke, you should stop looking at it ?.)