Chefmadness

More about me:

Wanting to meet & have some fun with an awesome woman. I am in South Saint Pete. Ready when you are! My place or yours. I need a fun thick woman to enjoy. Let's smoke out & play for hours. You need to enjoy kissing, snuggling, 420 friendly & playful fun on more than one occasion. Absolutely no drug addicts or alcoholics and I do not P to P or donate so please don't ask and no men. I am looking for a real woman that wants to enjoy the touch and tongue of a man. I'm a chubby Italian dude, packing down below that lives in Saint Pete. I am not shy I do have pic's & vids to share but please do the same in return. I have no time for games & I hope you don't ether. Please be sweet & awesome to chill with because I am & no drama.
Please be local to me at least on my side of the bridges, Saint Pete area preferred.
I will not respond if you are a man or rude! If you are in Saint Pete or if there are any woman that want to know more text me & say hi.

About my ideal partner:

RULES I LIVE BY!
THE BEST LAID PLANS DON??™T ALWAYS GET YOU LAID, & THIS GOES FOR ALL PATHS WE WALK! NEVER TRY TO FIGURE OUT A WOMAN, IT??™S LIKE BANGING YOUR HEAD AGAINST THE WALL! ALWAYS HAVE A CLEAN BATHROOM, YOU NEVER KNOW WHO??™S GONNA COME OVER! BE TRUE TO YOURSELF & YOUR HEART, & ALWAYS HAVE HOPE THE REST WILL FOLLOW! NEVER USE I WAS WASTED AS AN EXCUSE FOR ANYTHING! PARTY AS HARD AS YOU WANT, BUT KNOW YOUR LIMITS. TOO MUCH IS TOO MUCH; YOU DON??™T WANNA END UP ADDICTED, IN THE E.R. OR DEAD! IF YOU LIKE SOMEONE OR SOMETHING GO AFTER IT NO HOLDS BARRED, IF YOU RUN INTO A BRICK WALL YOU GOTTA GET UP & TRY AGAIN! LIFE IS TOO SHORT, ALL YOU NEED IS GREAT FEELINGS, BRAINS, STRONG EMOTIONS & A TREMENDOUS SEX DRIVE (LOOKS & MONEY DON??™T MEAN CRAP)! IN THE CULINARY FIELD YOU CAN BE GREAT BUT NEVER PERFECT, THERE IS ALWAYS SOME DAMN CRITIC OR PATRON THAT WILL DOWN YOU SOMEHOW! IN THE CULINARY FIELD, ALWAYS PREPARE YOU & YOUR CREW FOR WAR; YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT??™S GONNA HAPPEN!