Candente

More about me:

I have a pleasant personality and enjoy sharing my life with others. I prefer women as my best friends (they don't have fleas). I enjoy the company of someone who is not afraid to show their true feelings and emotions, feels that she can confide in me, likes to share activities together, can smile and laugh and feel happy. Friends are special to me and I like to treat them as if I may never see them again.

I can relate to anyone, regardless of attributes, wealth, status or educational level. I came from humble beginnings but I have dined with the rich and famous. I have no preferences, I only look for kind hearts.

I feel comfortable wearing jeans, khakis, dress pants, a sport jacket or a tuxedo. Unlike James Bond, I do not wear a white dinner jacket unless I am in the tropics.

I see a psychiatrist once a month (for a date, silly) but I feel she is recovering well and her medications seem to be keeping her stabilized. I like children and prefer mine slow roasted, with a Memphis seasoning rub. I have never met Hannibal Lecter, but, he writes to me, occasionally, requesting recipes. Hannibal, if you are reading this, I hate Chianti!

I don't chew tobacco and spit in a Dixie cup, I won't tell you that "yer purdy" and I won't take you to Dairy Queen for lunch or dinner (unless you crave a Blizzard). If I point and say: "Look, a baby wolf" and you turn your head and look back and see me running away, you can assume things were not going very well!

I love to hear a girl laugh but will console her when she needs to cry. Teasing is a form of endearment for me and to try and make you laugh.

I will always leave it up to you to decide if and when you would like to meet me and where. I prefer places that say "Firearms Prohibited", so that I can rest assured of not getting lead poisoning. If you notice that I have viewed your profile, something about you fascinated me. If I did not contact you it was probably because I felt you may not be interested. If I was wrong, I hope you will let me know!

While it may be true that "Men live on Mars and Women live on Venus", let's meet on Earth, now, before an asteroid blows up the planet! If you're waiting for something to do, contact me!