Imram

More about me:

i like books n movies n hiking. im a carpenter. i cant think of much else to say about myself. so ill tell a story.


The was a kid named chris. HE lived a life like any other. except that he had a ridiculously larger index finger. now, you might say "who the flying horse shit cares about a big ring finger?" "well," id say back, "*** you."
So this poor guy chris has a massive ring finger. and im talkin gargantuan proportions here. and all his life he's had to drag this thing around like a club. in school he was made fun of. The kids would call him things like "big finger" and "stupid head". he was, incidentally, also retarded and went to a "special" school. All of this, you might think, is leading to some climax with him using his finger for good and righteuos purposes. but he was picked up by a producer of Adult movies at the age of 18 and made mentally challenged giant finger **rn for 3 years. then died of AIDS.

but just imagine how hilarious that finger must've looked