Mslaughsalot

More about me:

Just turned 65 on 9-12 , I hear it's the new 64 .Use to be a barbie doll, now I'm just the box she came in. Love being my age and like being around men my age. Not looking to date my son or to find my youth. I know where it went and I don't have enough energy to go after it. I have a sense of humor that would kill and I live in the real world so if there are any guys out there who think all those surgically enhanced, Matell stamped 30 something love you because your all that and a bag of chips, please stop reading. When reality sets in and you find yourself in a padded cell run by the state. broke and taking meds for an STD, I don't want to be around. Those who do live in reality and want to share what we have in common, then at least you have a head start. Values and experiences are important to be able to share and knowing you can have a thought above the belt for at least 1 minuet (even if you have to pretend) will put you up there with Houdini. He was the best at illusions. Life is to great to be wasted in the twilight zone so unlike the song. If you can't be with the one you love...Love the one your with...NOT. I' not high maintenance but the bar is set pretty, as high as my self esteem. So if you feel like you have passed up your MEN-O PAUSE and would like to talk to a non plastic person that has real life happiness, sadness and crazy times. Loves the ocean. Loves to travel and loves life in general ...Well here i am. You be the Judge, I'm tired of that job anyway. :P