Soulstroker

More about me:

Born in Liverpool to a house” so small “
With a midget mother my dad was 6 foot tall
Stood outside amazed when the coal man came to dump
2 bags of slang and one bag of lump
With his poor horse, Henry “sad steaming in the rain
When Henry left the milkman came

Went to school and learn to speak
Count to ten and use a pen
Was beaten stupid by the penguin nuns one day
For eating in the church a Milky Way
So I moved to Wales and seen a cow,
Guess it’s gone and not there now.