InimitableMe

More about me:

I like to think I'm intelligent because I've accomplished things that a lot of others couldn't. I like to think I'm funny, because I can make people laugh, almost on command. I enjoy movies, video games, non-fiction, martial arts, cuddling, dining out and relaxing with a few close friends. I don't like bars or clubs, so don't ask. I do love almost every kind of animal on this earth. I have nothing to hide, som I don't mind answering any questions that one might have. Feel free to ask. Yes, I can send a picture, I just don't like posting them on the interwebs.

About my ideal partner:

I'm looking for someone with a big heart, a strong mind and a razor wit. The truth is that I will constantly be denied any simple pleasures that I ask for. I just told you what I'm asking for, but here's what I'll find on here:

You're young at heart. You want to live life to the fullest and experience all it has to offer. You say that you want to travel. You love the beach. Blah blah blah. All of your pictures show you being at a bar or club. Most of your pictures show you with a drink in your hand. In reality, you just want to drink all the time. So, just say it. Instead of supposedly enjoying camping, travelling and hanging out with friends, just say, "I like to get drunk in the woods, at the beach, in other countries and at peoples' houses." You were lonely at the very moment that you created your profile and you're not actually serious about meeting anyone special. You still have a lot of DBs to sleep with, so you'll only walk all over a nice guy.

If any of these things apply to you, leave me alone. If not then...you probably won't like me after reading all of that anyways. Guess I have no one to blame but myself this time. At least I can say that my bad fortune is from my own making.