TommyAwesome
| I am a | Man |
| From | Austin, Texas, United States |
| Age | 39 y.o. |
| Height | 5'8" - 5'11" (171-180cm) |
| Body type | Athletic |
| Ethnicity | Caucasian |
| Religion | Agnostic |
| Marital status | Single |
| Children | No |
| Want children | Maybe |
| Education | AA (2 years college) |
| Occupation | Being awesome! |
| Speak | English |
| Income | $30,000-$50,000/year |
| Smoker | Rarely |
| Drinker | Often |
| I look for a | woman, 23-30 y.o. any ethnicity for friendship, relationship, romance, casual |
| Preferable height | 5'4" - 5'7" (161-170cm) |
| Preferable body type | Slim |
More about me:
I'm an amateur sidewalk chalk artist with a lot of ambition in his life. I like to read books and pretend that I wrote them, just to feel important. I like pretending the floor is lava, just to keep my ninja skills in check. I have no problem smacking a old dude if he gets out of line, yeah I know he's old but hey man, you brought this beat down on yourself...your still a man...and I probably wont say sorry when I'm done. I like to put a viking beard on and fight strangers. I find all forms of poop completely funny and that is in no way, shape or form a lie. And if your a stalker, I have 3 bushes outside my house and I would fully appreciate you using them.
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