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What if someone you never met, someone you never saw, someone you never knew turned out to be the someone for you?
333: I’m only half evil!
Four out of Five Doctors Recommend: Me!
A Cut Above The Rest
Dating Headline? That’s So Yesterday!
They Call A Day Without Sunshine – Night
A Good Man Is Hard To Find, But A Bad One Is Hard To Resist
A Good Man Is Easy To Find: Just Look Below
A Hard Act To Follow
A Hopeless Romantic with No One To Romance With
A Little Bit Curious
A Penny For Your Thoughts
A Perfect Body and a Perfect Mind
A Road Less Traveled Is A Journey Remaining To Be Seen
A Weird Combination of Nerd and Nympho
Absinth Makes The Heart Grow Warmer
Adventurer, Risk Taker, Artist
Ahoy! Looking For A Shipmate!
Turns Out Not All Men Are Created Equal After All
All That Glitters Is Gold
Almost Too Good To Be True
Am I Hot Enough For You?
Ambitious Risk Taker Seeks Partner
Any Good fE-mails Out There?
Appearance Catches The Eye, Personality Captures The Heart
Are The Other Guys Here Really That Uncreative?
Are We On The Same Page?
Arrogant Prick With Soft Sensitive Side (Just Joking – There Is No Sensitive Side)
Beauty Does Not Impress Me
Blue Eyes Looking For Blue Skies
Bookworm Seeks Bookmark To Keep His Place
Boy Toy Looking To Be Played With
Can I Ask You For Directions?
Can You Guess My Favorite Spot To Be Kissed?
Cat Lover Seeks Purrrfect Lap
Cheap At Twice The Price
Chocolate Lover Seeks Something Sweeter
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Coffee, Chocolate, Men. Some Things Are Just Better Rich
Coffee, Tea, or Me?
Collector’s Item
Crazy Like A Fox
Cultured Risk Taker Seeks Selfish, High Maintenance, Self Centered Woman
Dating Can Be Fun, I can Prove It!
Dating Shouldn’t Be Difficult!
Disneyland Isn’t The Only Place Dreams Come True
Don’t Be Shy…I Don’t Bite – Most of the Time
Don’t Forget To Blink
English Is My First Language, Sarcasm My Second
Ever See A Perfect Body Before?
Experimental Cook Seeks Food Taster
Finders Keepers
First Mate Seeks Captain
Fish Looking To Be Caught
Free 30 Day Trial!
Free To A Good Home
Fun, Fun, Fun – Did I Mention Fun?
Future Soccer Moms Apply Here
Geek Seeking Geekette
Going All The Way
Good Date, Guaranteed!
Great Catch Seeks The Same
Great Cook Seeks To Add Spice To Your Life
Handy Man Has Own Tools
HauteStuff
Have Wings…Will Travel
Here Today, Will Be Gone Tomorrow
Hi! I’m Mr. Right And I Heard You Were Looking For Me
How Is Sex Like Snow? (Answer: You never know how many inches you’ll get or how long it’ll last!)
I’m Not Opinionated, Just Always Right
I don’t Bite – Hard
I Hate Paris Hilton
I’ll Bend You Over Backwards
Jerk Seeks ****
Just What The Doctor Ordered
Kicking Ass And Taking Names!
Kid Tested, Mom Approved
Laughter Is The Best Medicine
Let’s Get Physical
Love At First Site
Love Me For My Mind Not My Body; Play With My Body Not My Mind
Magnet Seeks Steel
More Fun Than A Barrel Of Monkeys
Music Video Director Seeks Hot Video Chick
Next!
No Witty Headline
Not A Model, I Just Look Like One
Now It’s My Turn!
Oxytocin Is To Love, As Testosterone Is To…
PG-13? Not Me!
Puzzled Man Seeks Missing Piece
Quit Grabbing My Butt!
Ready, Set, Go!
Saving One Bored Person At A Time
Seduce My Mind And You Have My Body, Find My Soul And I’m Yours Forever
Sexy, Outgoing…and you?
Slippery When Wet
Trust Me…I’m A Doctor!
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Wanted By Many, Taken By None, Looking At Some, Waiting For One
WARNING: This Profile May Cause Insomnia And Impaired Concentration!