Cfdroofman

More about me:

Chicago Firefighter / EMT. On my off days I remodel houses, paint, tile and offer handyman type services. I will not date you and offer free repair of your house.......lol.......BUT....... if your a good cook I might consider trades ;)

Father of four amazing little people ...ages 8 to 14...Three Buddies and one Princess. Boy 8, Boy 10 & 14 year old boy/girl twins. Im very involved with them and very active in their lives. VERY

I live in a neighborhood SW of Chicago known as Mt. Greenwood. Its within the city limits due to my employment. Its next to the suburb of Oak Lawn

I have a family summer home in SW Michigan and I go up there every chance I get. I recently (05/28/12) bought a camper at a campground/rv resort/lake in SW Michigan. If your not outdoorsy.....we will NOT get along.

I love the outdoors. barn sales, flea markets, garage sales, live music, fishing, camping and walks...especially hiking at Starve Rock in the Spring and Fall

Im a huge practical joker...goof ball...big personality kinda guy. I dont match up well with shy or timid women.

Im a great guy, a gentleman, brutally honest and fiercely loyal......looking for the same (but in female form). I know what I want...I would like you to know what you want. I would like to not waste my time on women who have no idea who they are or what they want.

Im an accomplished cook/chef from a previous career and love food, cooking, wine and microbrews. Im the type of guy who can walk down to the river, catch a big fat catfish, nail it to a tree, skin it, fillet it and cook you a dinner better than any restaurant.

I have alot to offer and my life is pretty much in order. I expect and demand the same from my future partner.

If you consider children...especially my children...baggage.......your a sad soul and I have nothing positive to say to such a person. I was told that once that my beautiful children were baggage and it bothered the hell out of me. I prefer a lady with children.

Rule #1. You must have been born a woman. LOL...sorry:P

I want a relationship...Im tired of the dating scene. If you know how to love and be loved and arent looking for an email buddy or text buddy look me up. I dont wanna waste my time chatting on here. Lets meet and see what happens.

I dont understand profiles only showing places you have been or your pets. I dont wanna date your pet.

Im NOT rich and Im not Sugar Daddy material. There is only one girl I plan on spoiling the rest of my life and she is a beautiful 14 year old girl named Maddy. And if she keeps going the way she is going...I will not have any money left for you anyhow.

My name is Tom and here are some highlights:
Great benefits and Insurances and a great pension
A house I owe more than its worth
A nice full head of hair. It moved a bit but has stabilized
All my teeth and I chew with my mouth closed
No Harley but I do drive a kick azz fire truck
No shirtless pics...I drank my six pack years ago
Im not rich but not poor. Plenty of upside
My daughter says I rock
My boys call me their best friend
I love toys. I get more excited than my kids I think
I suck at video games. Disconnect between my eyeballs and my thumbs
No tats but Im considering one
I clean, vaccuum and do dishes
I dont wash red and white clothes any longer and end up with pink
I dont mind chick flicks but I also love blow em up movies
I hate sushi...nasty!
I always have a snack before bed
I can watch John Wayne movies all day
Im addicted to call of the wildman,pawn stars, american restoration, pickers, storage wars and the walking dead

I hate fur coats, tampon commercials, whoopie goldberg, coupons, smack down wrestling and people who think its real, oprah, obummer, all politicians for that matter, martha stewart, people who think I dont deserve my pension, slow drivers, left lane drivers, old men with hats who drive lincolns, smart cars, jane fonda, rap music and rappers, the way they package toys these days, rahm, hillary, bill, pelosi, bullies, know it alls, and these internet dating sites...lol

I dont snore but I humm when I eat..???

Im a gentleman but also know when to be a MAN
Id like to meet a lady that knows how and when to be a WOMAN

I was told Im a great kisser and have a cute butt. I cannot verify either as I have never intentionally kissed myself in a romantic manner (sober) and no matter how fast I spin around I cant get a good shot of my a**. So......

I HAVE AN EXCELLENT AND WELL TUNED BULLSHIT INDICATOR AFTER BEING SUBJECTED TO FREE INTERNET DATING SITES. BE REAL AND BE NICE OR LEAVE ME ALONE.