Totally_erica

More about me:

.••*´¨`*••.Kickstart My Heart.••*´¨`*••.

wtf is this, douchebag central? LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND JUDGE THAT!

First off I would like to say that if you're looking for a one night stand or just sex keep looking RIGHT PAST ME. I'm 33 years old and a mother of two, a daughter who is 15 and a son who is 6. I am easy going and fun. I like to joke a lot and laugh. The type of music I listen to most is metal, my favorite band is Avenged Sevenfold! I listen to rap too. I am a very outgoing and assertive person. I value my friends and my family. If you can't take sarcasm, you're not for me. Don't have a personality? You're not for me. I am always joking around and laughing. I love to have fun! I am wild at heart and will be until the day I die! If we don't hit it off or have no chemistry, I'm very open to new friends. Oh and if you drive a Caprice and think you're pimping it or a Crown Vic with dubs - get off my page because you're retarded! But on a serious note, I am a very genuine and sweet person.
What I'm looking for in a man is someone who is honest and sincere. Someone who doesn't mind showing affection and doesn't think it makes him less of a man to show it.
"A man sees in the world what he carries in his heart" -Thomas A. Edison

Random facts about me:

1. I can often be crazy (in a fun way)
2. I like dark haired men (not a must)
3. I have an awesome personality
4. I write poetry
5. I sleep with a fan on every night
6. I have 3 tattoos
7. I don't like superficial people
8. I am very spontaneous
9. I have a nose ring
10. I love a man in a baseball cap (still not a necessity)
11. I'm a sucker for broad shoulders
12. I don't like really skinny dudes (you've gotta be able to handle me!)
13. I'm a white meat ONLY girl
14. I don't care how much money you make


MAJOR turn-offs

1. Bad attitudes
2. Hairy backs (seriously, invest in a razor)
3. Arrogance
4. Visible rotten teeth and missing front teeth
5. People who speak ebonics (it's "the" not "da", DUH)
6. Thinking your tractor is sexy (because it's not)
7. Men with long hair
8. If you don't have a car

And please, if you're not sure what you're looking for, first of all you shouldn't sign up on a dating site until you are sure, and you shouldn't message me. Please don't waste my time. And if your pic looks like you're mean muggin, lol, DO NOT message me..you ain't bad..you're probably DOING bad!
disclaimer: if you have jacked up teeth, everything I say is null and void!