OptimistGentleMan

More about me:

Profile Established ==> Monday, February 4, 2013

First off, thank you for stopping by, Ladies!

DISCLAIMER #1: No massages from me or sex on the second date. So don't even try it! Please note, my lack of response is not to offend anyone, just a simple gesture to avoid pointless chatty chat - a simple gesture of RESPECT and value of time!

I know what you want...you just want me to say how much I like pets, that I have a passion for life and holding deep stimulating conversations that challenge and intrigue you. of course none of those qualities matter or hold much weight if you don't find me attractive, so you'll just browse through the pics and won't even read this cause let's face it, hardly anyone reads profiles which is why I'm checking to make sure you are, If you got this far AND have looked at the pics...High Five!

Hello, I'm Kevin, and the pleasure is all yours, I'm sure. You see this profile? This is THE most impressive profile I've ever seen -- it's mine. It doesn't FIT on one screen, because it doesn't BELONG on one screen. It comes with a money-back guarantee. If you are not completely satisfied within 30 days of reading this, you can return back to boring times and mediocre guys free of charge. What I say in this profile is not for everybody. Only for the grown and willing. I don't apologize for my actions or words, as you can see.

I'm ever-changing, a chameleon, a constant work-in-progress with nerves of steel and thrive on the edge..Becoming great at observing others, researching, discovering new music, debating, and watching way too many football games during the season. People feel safe with me; I'm open, a good communicator and a good listener. Plus, I'm wonderful at landing on my feet like masturbating cats.

DISCLAIMER #2: I'm such a typical sports guy that I actually get out my jersey when I watch the game and hold the ball in my lap. If we wind up together, please schedule spa visits, shoe shopping, or male bashing with girlfriends during important TV sporting events. It'll make both of our lives better.

You may be asking yourself, "where does he get the audacity to say such things?" Read on.

A little irritated about meeting women who are trying to save the world by being vegetarians, claim to be spiritual because their grandma took them to Mass when they were 6, who thinks spraying perfume on my jacket is going to make me fall in love with them. Smells nice though

NO:
Bartenders
Aspiring Actress
Or if you have implants

*Crazy stalker girls please go away, I don't care how hot you think you are!*

About my ideal partner:

A little irritated about meeting women who are trying to save the world by being vegetarians, claim to be spiritual because their grandma took them to Mass when they were 6, who thinks spraying perfume on my jacket is going to make me fall in love with them. Smells nice though.

Race is not important to me. I just want to relax and enjoy the process of being with a person I really want to know on a deeper level. Because only then you can look through someones eyes for that connection you really want to feel. Rather its define as a relationship or friend really doesn't matter. What really matters is those feelings you have for this person so you can look at this new adventure you really want to take. And when that happens you feel like you just want to strip away totally, close off your mind to anything that may cause pressure, because all it's about is feeling good, isn't it?