Davesmarine

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10 reasons I’m not you ideal man…

I’m not a pessimist here, but there are a host of issues with my life that make serious relationships a problem. Here are the top 10 reasons why a relationship with me probably won’t work. If by some miracle this list “fits” your lifestyle, PLEASE send me a note.

1. I travel extensively. I’ve managed to be home about 2 weeks in the last 4 months. Since November, I’ve been to Aruba, Venezuela, Ecuador, Curacao, and every town on the I-10 corridor from Vegas to New Orleans. You will require either a valid passport, or patience and understanding. I don’t have children which allow me this freedom. I would prefer that you don’t have children at home so you have the freedom to travel as well.

2. Although I’m 50, I play and move as though I’m 30. I don’t plan on growing old gracefully! I have all my own hair, none of which is grey. I’m into bikes, desert sports, boats, billiards, cars, and all the other really great “boy” stuff. I also like the more domestic pursuits like house chores when done side-by-side with that special someone.

3. I spend most of my time on sailboats (hence the travel). I buy and sell them, like flipping houses. Anyone who was interested would have to be a water person and enjoy the ocean, sailing, and seeing the world. I’ve seen so many beautiful things in this world, and I’m tired of seeing them alone. I need someone to share this with.

4. I’m a big guy! I’m not fat, just big. I’m 6’5” and about 250lbs. I haven’t had a home-cooked meal in 6 months, and it shows a bit. I don’t mean to sound crass, but I have “really big hands”, and this has caused intimacy issues in the past.

5. I believe in holding hands, touching, and physical displays of affection. If you love someone truly, say it, show it, mean it, and do whatever it takes to keep it alive and healthy!

6. I own a closet full of suits, but always prefer my jeans. You will need the ability to dress all the way up and all the way down.

7. I have my own money and I don’t want to live out of your wallet… and I would preer if you didn’t live out of mine.

8. I’m highly educated and have a great vocabulary. I have the ability to use the necessary words to communicate my exact thoughts. If you lack a decent vocabulary, it would be difficult to communicate.

9. I have a ZERO tolerance policy for the following; drugs, alcoholics, infidelity, communicable diseases, women who use affection as a weapon in a war on love, the inability to conjugate a verb, “baby mama drama”, unresolved past relationships, throwing a game of pool… even to a girl, dishonesty, mind games, and did I mention the drugs and alcoholics???

10. As my mate, you have to be in reasonable shape. Height/weight must be proportionate! My lifestyle is usually very active and you have to keep up. It’s mandatory that you can go from the “little black dress” to jeans or boat wear in a matter of moments. If you’re an indoor girl, I’m surprised you made it this far.

If you’re still reading this, we may have a chance. We’ll never know if you don’t make contact. All my best.

About my ideal partner:

I wish it were this simple! You are in good physical shape. You like world adventure and have the time and passport to experience it. You are touch and feel with your man. You have a wardrobe that will allow you to dress for any ocassion, anywhere in the world. You don't lie and you want nothing more than to be in the last relationship of your life. There's a ton more, but exploring and discovering eachother is what the rest of our lives are for!