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More about me:

I'm Tyler, an oddity birthed by the great state of Oklahoma, a (some-what flat but not really because there are hills on it) kind of place. To summarize myself I'm an intellectual with a strong romantic streak and powerful imagination. Why are you on the online dating scene? Glad you asked! It is true many socially awkward, desperate and, smelly men and women come here to sift through the digital spaces for a shred of a hope of a glimmer of companionship. I can very safely say I'm not awkward, I'm a salesman so I wouldn't be able to do my job well if I was.

I'm not here out of desperation either (would hope you're not here desperately as well, that not a strong relational foundation), I work funky hours and there aren't really many places that the type of women I'm after would hang around in when I'm available. As for smelly, I smell goooooood, seriously you should smell me, people line up from miles around just for a whiff.

So Tyler why ARE you here? Well as I alluded to I work some odd hours, and that prevents me from poking around places that my type of women would hang around. So I'm increasing social exposure here. I can say with a great deal of certainty that there are no longer many women of my type on the market so that saves me a great deal of sifting.

I could go further here but I must move to the next section as it looks rather sparse. If you need more information about me please send all inquiries to my inbox and my secretary hamster will see to it you are promptly responded to.

About my ideal partner:

This used to be a bit more open but I feel at this time I need some qualifiers here. First CONGRATULATIONS!!! You are one of the few women to make it past the backlog of desperation and creepy in your inbox and actually look for someone! So now that you are here I'll be upfront about what I'm after (those little basic ones don't cut it). So if you want to message me first thing, look in your mirror. Why you may ask? Great question! Is your face filled with puncture marks and metal? Do you have tattoos on your body that are there because it's "cute"? If the answer is yes then thank you for visiting but I really, REALLY don't find those things attractive, in fact it makes me sad to see natural beauty marred like that.

Next lets look at your pictures. Do you have desperately unclothed photos? A picture of you with your tongue stuck out like a dehydrated camels? If the answer is yes then thank you for visiting however I'm looking for a women not a whore. I know society tells you that's what men want but really, for my part anyway, I'm way more intested in ladies that leave something to the imagination and show that they have a measure of dignity.

Now do you have children? If the answer is yes then thank you for visiting I love children but I want my family to be compromised of my own children only. There is a harmful complexity to families that have children from different fathers and I want only the best future possible for my kids. I wish you the best of luck finding him/her/them a father and yourself a proper and strong husband.

Finally are you in your own evaluation a strong smart and tactful women? Descent, kind hearted and tender? If you are and you have made it here to the end please lets begin a dialog. You are rare and precious in the world we live in today and there are so few of you left. We're all here for a reason casting wide nets because for one reason or another we can't find anyone close or in our immediate social circles. It would be a honor and privilege to get to know you better stranger.