OErrick

More about me:

You must work at KFC, cause you have nice legs!
It's a good thing you're not corn. [Why?] Because you're hot. You'd be popping all over!
Look him/her up and down and say "And I thought it was hot outside!"
Do you smoke? [No.] Then why are you so smokin' hot?
Bet you don't need sugar in that drink cause you're already sweet enough.
I'm a ratings machine and you're a perfect 10.
Are you an artist? (No.) I'm surprised, because you are a masterpiece.
You're so hot the ground must melt where you walk.
How's your fever? (What fever?) Oh I guess you're just that HOT!
You so fine girl, you make a blind man see.
Baby your finer than powder sugar and twice as sweet!
You must work at KFC, cause you have nice thighs!
You dropped something. [What?] My jaw!
If beauty is pain, you must be hurtn'.
Was your mom a beaver, because damn girl!
Is Your Dad A boxer? [Why?] Because Your A Knockout!
Did it hurt? [Did what hurt?] When you fell from heaven?
Excuse me, I think you dropped something... my jaw.
All those curves, and me with no brakes.
Did they just take you out of the oven? [No, why?] Because you're hot!
Do you know why the sky is so gray? [No, why?] Because all the blue is in your eyes.
Don't stop! I don't usually get to see beauty in motion.
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are HOT!
My friend wants to know if you were born in those jeans.
When God said, "Let there be women," he created you.
Did you get arrested earlier today? [No. Why?] Well, it's iilegal too look that damn fine!
Are you a fairytale? [Why?] Because you can't be for real.
If you were a drug, I would overdose!
Is your dad a baker? [No. Why?] Cause you have some nice buns.
You're just the way I like my coffee. Tall, black, and strong.
Do you have a shovel? Cause I'm diggin' that ass!
Damn.....your ass is fine! Want to come see mine?
You dropped something. [What?] My jaw.
Baby, you're sexier than socks on a rooster.
You're like pizza. Even when you're bad, you're good.
Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you.
Are those astronaunt pants? Cause that ass is out of this world!
If I were you, I'd spend all day looking in the mirror!
You must be the cause of global warming!
You are so hot you're making the sun sweat!
I can't wait until tomorrow because you look better everyday!
Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
Pinch me. [Why?] You're so fine I must be dreaming.
All those curves, and me with no brakes.
Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?
You are the hottest thing since sunburn.
Milk does the body good, but damn how much did you drink?
You are like a glass of milk... you do the body good.
Where is your mother? [Why?] Because you're too young to be here without an adult.
Damn, I thought 'Very Fine' only came in a bottle.