Mikey623

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About Me
I don't drink and drive (I don't want to hit a bump and spill my drink). I am Americas next top model. I perspire only when I'm hot. Dr. Oz is my hero. My strengths outweigh my weaknesses. I am constantly caller number 100 on radio shows and win tickets to the best concerts. I bowl 300 every game. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a spatula and a toaster oven. I'm a world class hugger. I consistently beat Hulk Hogan in arm-wrestling. I once read paradise lost, the odyssey and war & peace all in one day and still had time to volunteer at the local old age home that evening. I shower twice daily. Pizza is my favorite food group. I bake 30 minute brownies in 20 minutes flat. Moms love me and children wanna be me. I know the exact location of every item in the supermarket. I always pick the fullest and most symmetrical Christmas trees. On Wednesdays I provide free lessons for football coaches (Pete Carroll is my first student). I eat chicken soup on the rare occasion I have a cold. I'm a go-getta. I sleep once a day. Basically...I rock :)

PS: Where the hell is my JACKET!!!!!!!!!!? LOL