Uri

More about me:

I'm a professional entertainer (Stand-up Comic, Magician) and enjoy what I do very much. I'm from Israel originally and served in the Israeli Army and the US Army. I'm well educated and speak several languages. I have a severe allergy to Bullshit and trashy people make me ill. I stay in good shape by swimming and working out. Im laid back, easy going and cant stand drama. I love theater and comedy. Friends say I'm gentle and kind to a fault. I can't walk on water, don't wear armor, at least not the kind that shines. I'm just a guy with faults and flaws like anyone else. If you are looking for Mr Perfect, you wont find him here.
. I'm putting my life back together after cancer, being widowed and a bitter break up. Living every day to the fullest. The things that I’m really good at are making people laugh, Underwater Basket Weaving, Ping Pong one on one, Being a klutz. If there is a clean spot on my shirt, it means I haven't eaten yet today. I love too many books to name a favorite. Like all kinds of music, live theater and my favorite movies are the Frisco Kid, The Princess Bride and Ushpizin. I love trying new foods, I also like to cook. I think that falling in love is better than falling in manure, although manure washes off and love doesn't. One of my passions in life is, I'm a Medieval re-enactor and I love to be in that element. The higher up you place someone, the further they have to fall. If you care about someone, keep them close to your heart and hold on tight.

About my ideal partner:

You should message me if You are real and serious, you are looking for more out of life than sitting at your computer just writing back and forth. I can look at pictures and profiles all day, but I'm not a machine, I'm human and need human contact. Drama queens, please look elsewhere, the same for smokers. Please, if you feel that you need to take your clothes off to impress me, DON'T. I am turned on by intelligence, not offers of sex.