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More about me:

1)Strong Independent Woman -- I like the fact you're educated, successful and classy, but informing me you don't need a man on a first date doesn't endear me to you. I'm a human being and I want to feel needed. Leaning on me for advice or help with cooking/cleaning or even a hug isn't a sign of weakness chipping away at your strength, it means you're human.

2) Ex-boyfriend Woman -- Very eager out the gate and when date night comes you're dressed like a tramp and hoping I'll notice your body, when I'm really interested in who you are as a person. I already found you attractive enough to ask out, so leave a little mystery. By date two you're informing me you are going back to your ex-boyfriend who cheated on you because he has "changed". No he hasn't. He just realizes you're back on the dating scene and it makes him uncomfortable. If you were truly over him you wouldn't be in contact daily with him. Several weeks or several months later I get the crying call from you out of the blue: you made a mistake and he's a jerk. I could have told you that...since it's all you talked about at dinner on our first date. I politely decline to go out with you again because I'm scheduled to go on a date with number 1, number 2 or number 3, but I just won't know it until she arrives and begins talking.

3) Political Woman -- Yes you. You live, breath and sleep politics. You don't have issues, you have a subscription. Unable to discuss anything but your contempt for one political party or another and how you plan on changing America for the better. Yep?you know best for the masses, and who was I to question you at dinner as you yell at me and the waiter. I ask for the check and you say we're not finished. Fear settles in as I wonder whether I'll have bunnies on the stove tomorrow night or whether you'll set me on fire. We decide to leave and you abruptly ask me to go out again, apparently because I challenge you. I think for a second before answering, and a big smile appears my face, much to your amusement, before I politely decline. You inquire why, firmly. I answer: you're a f-ing wackjob, before running away full speed in my nice shoes to the Metro. Three months later and no bunnies cooking on the stove. I think I'm safe.

4) Easy Woman -- Frank the Tank would be proud, but I'm not him. It was fun having a few drinks but holy manolly you're a drunk with no underwear. Endearing with a smirking kind of smile, I'll admit. But for a first date...come on precious. You have more problems than a calculus book.

5) Normal Woman -- Haven't dated you but maybe I'll take a chance with the cute girls I see at all the time at the Safeway. I'll be the quiet unassuming guy avoiding rabbit in the meat section.

I guess Im looking for a combination of all 5