Sugardumpling

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Sarcastic fun bubbly interesting great with kids have a son he's my world he comes before anyone or anything. Here's a joke! There a bar on the roof of a ten story building he drinks a beer really fast walks to the edge and jumps off 10 minutes later he comes back in and does the same thing the third time he comes in a man at the bar let's call him John well John asked him how he is jumping off the building and not dying the man goes well it's simple physics when u drink the beer really fast it bubbles in your tummy if u hold ur breath when u jump the bubbles in ur tummy mixed with the air pressure from falling causes you to float to the bottom so John drank his veer fast ran off the building holding his breath and splat died when he hit the ground the bartender look at the man and said you know superman u can be a real dick when ur drunk.