Kaliesq

More about me:

I used to be cute, but kinda old for that now except in personality. Funny, intelligent, charming and a commentator on who and what's around. Would never want to hurt anyone's feelings, but as someone says, "you can't fix stupid." Iit can be awfully funny, though. No interest in killing critters, choreographed wncounters of men with huge muscles and tiny panties, driving interminably left, or anything done in a cage or ring. Want to be madly in love with someone who's madly in love with me and grow even older together; to laugh, talk, explore, and enjoy each other and what life brings. Seeking the brains of Einstein, the body of Adonis, and the wit of Ron White. In my dreams. No one new to any group ending in A, players, or narcissists, please -- that wasn't fun the first time. I can't figure out how this 27 year old got in such an old body, and less than thrilled about it, but the alternative sucks. It no longer works worth a darn but I'm not in diapers again and still remember where I live. ;-)

About my ideal partner:

Witty, funny, kind, generous of spirit, intelligent, with varied interests. Animal lover, communicator, partner not boss, happy, friendly, little or no baggage, whose flaws personality disorders or character defects, tolerant, moderate, literate. Nice smart asses get extra credit. Willing to put up with me: I'm not high maintenance but not a door mat. A family tree that branches, a few teeth, honest, reliability and expecting the same. (You even manage to describe yourself without talking about your penis or its amazing athleticism -- I am not making that up) Hope this is a great deal like you and look forward to hearing from you if it is. If not, good luck in your search! :D