ChiTownOnly

More about me:

1) If you don't have a profile pic, 2) if you have any children, or 3) any cats - any or all of the above, Please move on and don't msg, or fave me. You will not be "The One" to change me. Kids add a dynamic to a relationship that I am not willing to endure from the very beginning. Other men are willing; plenty of them. So.., Please save us both the trouble, headache, and heartache.

To those of you who DO fit my criteria, I apologize if that seems harsh to them, but experience has proven that it truly is necessary to update my profile from the very beginning & be that blunt.

For those of you seeking a 'professional' with all the right trappings, I'm being upfront and letting you know that I currently drive for Uber and rent a studio apartment on the North Side.

Other than that, having turned 50 recently and still single, I have to reluctantly get back to online dating. Served in the Marine Corps. At the end of my enlistment, I decided to stay in Japan and attend a Japanese university and graduated with a BA in Japanese Literature. Not rich, not a professional. Although currently driving for a rideshare company I'm working on transitioning to freelance writing. Enjoy playing acoustic guitar & singing, writing, and spending time getting to know more about this city which I'm from and I love.

I'm serious about being in a relationship, so I'm not swiping right. Hopefully, I will simply CHOOSE RIGHT, instead. So, if you're Thick, and definitely want to be in a relationship, looking forward to talk to your partner regularly throughout the week, would enjoy getting marathon head-to-wigglin'-toes massages, and would look forward to Me - Lovin', Touchin', & Squeezin' YOU.., constantly., then we may be a match. And if you know that's not you.., then, no hard feelings and we'll keeping searching for that match.

EMBRACEABLE YOU:
Uninhibited You. Oh, I wish to God that I can find the thick, warm, luvable lover in You. I'm a hugger. And a Kisser. And, am VERY sensual. I am clingy! And I don't mind admitting that. If you're next to me and you turn me on, I'm going to pivot, turn to you, wrap my arms around you and plant soft kisses on your face, then to your lips. Luv Handles, HIPS, and TOES. Just lettin' you know.
Now, I've come to understand that there are women who either don't like that, or may not like that coming from me. IF that is you, and the thought of showing affection makes you squeamish, then you're not for me. IF, however, that's what you're looking for, and are seeking a relationship where we communicate on a daily basis, and are a woman that looks forward to spending quality time together and want to be involved in my life, then, we'd be a match.

DEAL BREAKERS:
Communication is the KEY! Direct, blunt, no bs, speak your mind clearly, verbal discussion, and YET, have the patience to sit back and listen better than interrupting.

Women without a picture on a dating site, right off the bat, piss me off because they are telling me they are: A) more interested in playing games, and B) too lazy to read this far and see how I feel about that. And, C), in 2017 and beyond, why would you [i] not [/i] have at least [i] ONE [/i] digital picture of yourself on a website? If you're a person who's living under the false pretense that your job is so covert and you're so important that you have to sneak your way through life and can't be seen on a dating website, then I don't wanna date you!

I appreciate any and all attention, however, I currently do not have children, and am [b]looking for a woman, who, like me, does not have any children right now, whether living with her or not.[/b] When I look at your profile, that is the first thing I check. Having children (and cats) is, indeed a deal breaker. However, a woman who would like to have children with me in the future would be a plus.

[u] Please respect my preferences and know that I will only be responding to those who meet my criteria and will immediately DELETE those who don't. [/u]