Rickuptain

More about me:

I spilled spot remover on my dog and now I can't find him anywhere.

I love to go to the park and watch all the little children run and jump and dance and scream -- they don't know I'm shooting blanks.

I've gone from barstool to barstool and haven't been able to get lucky there either -- can't find any gum stuck to the bottom that still has any flavor.

So did I put a smile on your face? It's the second best thing you can do with your mouth. Get in touch and we'll have some fun. You MUST have a sense of humor!

Just starting separation and divorce process so I won't get serious at all with anyone until that's all over - probably won't even meet. But hoping to at least start making some new friends in the meantime.