Eastern_Flt1979

More about me:

Greetings:

My name is Andrew, and thank you so very kindly for your time, and interest.

Recently, I just moved to Cincinnati, OH as of early this past Wed. morning of 27 June, 2018. I'm currently in the process of getting the ball rolling in my life and in getting on my feet, and are seeking a new woman who might give me something to be proud of whilst I accomplish that for which I seek for myself. Therefore, I ask for a woman who'll offer me great qualities in terms of a stable mind, as well as someone who takes care of herself, and somebody who equally has a sense of caring meaning... somebody who has a malleable human conscience for her man. >>>>Please be patient with me here, and read on.

I'm both emotionally stable, drug & disease-free, a non-drug user, a non-drinker or smoker, and are safe to be with. I neither have any pets nor children, and I am indeed SINGLE.

=================My Most Appropriate Match===================

Please be a SwF/SBBW (Single white Female/Single Big Beautiful Woman) btwn. her mid 20's - early 50's. I will gladly accept you if you may be fairly skinny, or if you've got a slight weight issue, like I struggle with.

The 3 minimum requirements which you MUST meet are as follows, if you desire for me to allow you into a romantic relationship with me.

--------------! Please Pay Careful Attention !---------------

1) You MUST be here in the USA as a PERMANENT US citizen, NOT on a temporary visa.
2) You MUST be Drug & Disease-FREE. And that means... NO deadly communicable diseases. No exceptions, I'm very sorry.
3) You You MUST at least have a stable mind, honey. No exceptions will be given, and I am very serious. If in the event you have uncontrolled 'Bipolar Disorder'/Schizophrenia, then please... Puh-LEASE leave me alone. Get those issues treated, via professional psychiatric help, BEFORE you pursue a relationship with me.

The Type(s) Whom I Shall Outright Reject On A 1st Date:
==========! PLEASE Pay Very Careful Attention !==========

I NEVER associate either with drunks, or dope-heads. Ever. I believe in the ancient wisdom which states:
"Do not cast your pearls before swine."
Please honey... don't be that swine.
Believe me when I tell you here today that if you and I meet up on a first date and you're absolutely piss-drunk out of yer mind or all doped-up and bombed... I am as serious as dick cancer when I tell you that I will BLOW YOU RIGHT Off, in a hurry. I have solid, BASIC STANDARDS, honey. And those minimal standards will be met, if you expect me be attracted to you, and be in your life... or I won't be. It's that simple. Ya don't need to be some rocket scientist with me or be wealthy, BUT... you DO AT LEAST need to be IN YOUR RIGHT MIND, and be emotionally STABLE. Period, and No Exceptions.

====================My Personality====================

I've been commented by the past few girlfriends whom I've been with, about my physical performance, as far as engaging in 'manual' pleasure by way of the sexual use of my hands with prior partners... etc. With that, I've been highly complimented upon my level of humor, where I greatly enjoy spreading cheer. I equally greatly enjoy doing some pretty good impersonations of others.

====================My Present Situation====================

My present situation is that I'm current utilizing the gracious svcs. from the blessed Shelterhouse Men's Rescue Mission, located on Gest St., here in Cincinnati, OH, 45203.

Just incase you're wondering if I'm a 'filthy bum'... here comes your answer:
I'm currently a temporarily displaced HUMAN BEING... who's feelings are every bit just as important and meaningful to me and to my closest allies, as you and yours are to you and your friend's and family.
And... NO, I'm NOT filthy. Not by a mile. I happen to be very clean, and I take great personal pride in taking good care of myself. To that end, please understand that I am neither ashamed of my situation, NOR of the fact that I'm going through a rough patch. Bec. lemme tell you sweetness... it happens to the best of us. Believe that. It can happen to anybody, right out of the blue at ANY time, without warning. I live humbly with a grateful heart--& that is NOT to be taken advantage of, in any capacity, by that same token. Bec. I'm no pushover. I deserve a great woman, and I greatly value HETEROSEXUAL relationships between a MAN and A WOMAN. And I take no shame in my position on that. That's just the way that goes. Too bad, if that offends you.

Thank you for your valuable time, and I look forward to your response.

Sincerely,

Andrew

About my ideal partner:

Please be a SwF/SBBW (Single white Female/Single Big Beautiful Woman) btwn. her mid 20's - early 50's. I will gladly accept you if you may be fairly skinny, or if you've got a slight weight issue, like I struggle with.

The 3 minimum requirements which you MUST meet are as follows, if you desire for me to allow you into a romantic relationship with me.

--------------! Please Pay Careful Attention !---------------

1) You MUST be here in the USA as a PERMANENT US citizen, NOT on a temporary visa.
2) You MUST be Drug & Disease-FREE. And that means... NO deadly communicable diseases. No exceptions, I'm very sorry.
3) You You MUST at least have a stable mind, honey. No exceptions will be given, and I am very serious. If in the event you have uncontrolled 'Bipolar Disorder'/Schizophrenia, then please... Puh-LEASE leave me alone. Get those issues treated, via professional psychiatric help, BEFORE you pursue a relationship with me.

The Type(s) Whom I Shall Outright Reject On A 1st Date:
==========! PLEASE Pay Very Careful Attention !==========

I NEVER associate either with drunks, or dope-heads. Ever. I believe in the ancient wisdom which states:
"Do not cast your pearls before swine."
Please honey... don't be that swine.
Believe me when I tell you here today that if you and I meet up on a first date and you're absolutely piss-drunk out of yer mind or all doped-up and bombed... I am as serious as dick cancer when I tell you that I will BLOW YOU RIGHT Off, in a hurry. I have solid, BASIC STANDARDS, honey. And those minimal standards will be met, if you expect me be attracted to you, and be in your life... or I won't be. It's that simple. Ya don't need to be some rocket scientist with me or be wealthy, BUT... you DO AT LEAST need to be IN YOUR RIGHT MIND, and be emotionally STABLE. Period, and No Exceptions.