Shvdxws
| I am a | Man |
| From | Surrey, Canada |
| Age | 40 y.o. |
| Children | No |
| Want children | I will tell you later |
| Speak | English |
| I look for a | woman any ethnicity for friendship, relationship, romance |
More about me:
Me: Hey, what should I put in my profile?
Indian Roommate: Write that you always practice safe sex. I know because you leave your Magnum condoms littered all over our shared bathroom.
Me: My seed is powerful. It raises the vibration of our toilet bowl. Or your toothbrush, when my aim is bad.
Indian Roommate: I hope you don’t get laid, and I never have to clean that up again.
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