NorMonkey

More about me:

So...it's likely that you want to know more about me before you message me about grabbing some drinks and possibly having the most fun ever together.

To help you decide, I put together a few testimonials:

"He's kind of an a$$hole, but sex was great." - My Ex

"He always shared his candy with me." - Sara from kindergarten

"If you break his heart, I will cut you" - Sister.

"I suppose you're kind of attractive, I guess" - a random stranger.

Oh, and before you send me the best message ever, you need to know one thing:

If all you want to do is Netflix and chill (booty-call me when you get drunk), you should make like a rubber ball and BOUNCE. So many crazies on here. 😏

Having said that, there are also some pretty interesting, passionate and attractive women out there.

So let’s see what happens. Just don’t treat me like your latest f$$kboi or your personal ATM…that’s the biggest turn off in the world.

Intrigue me.

Send me a message that will make a little smile crawl across my face when I read it.

Challenge me. Seduce me if you can.

Anyways, if you’re cute, fun and have a slightly dorky side, then let’s be BFFN’s - best friends for now.

Miss you already,

- Monkey

P.S. Girls who message first are sexy AF

P.P.S. Seriously though, just say hi and let me take it from there - I’m not on this site much, so if you’re interested, message me, and I’ll get an email notification.