Vppitvp
| I am a | Man |
| From | Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, United States |
| Age | 50 y.o. |
| Height | 5'8" - 5'11" (171-180cm) |
| Body type | Cuddly |
| Ethnicity | Caucasian |
| Marital status | Married |
| Children | No |
| Want children | I will tell you later |
| Education | BA/BS (4 years college) |
| Speak | English |
| Smoker | No |
| I look for a | woman any ethnicity for activity partner, friendship, marriage, relationship, romance, casual, travel partner, pen pal |
More about me:
Hello!!!!
Thanks for clicking here.
I have read recently that the ratio of men to women on these sites is approximately 200:1. So assuming that is an average that also allows for slightly lower ratios in larger metro cities, it's most likely very possible that the actual ratio here in Western Pennsyltucky is closer to 250 or 300 to 1. With that being said, it really doesn't make much sense to type out this long winded, you should pick me because (bla bla bla), looking for a specific situation of (bla bla bla), or dossier of the annals of my unsatisfied married life that brought me here typing this today.
Further assuming that this is likely not the forum to pursue to find that of which I am lacking or desire, I will choose to start off a little more on the surface. My bar is high, but I'm going to lower it a bit just for the purposes of sparking some conversation. Here are some of the boxes I would hope you can check before writing in:
1. You haven't killed anybody in the past
2. You possess the exact number of nipples that human beings are intended to have
3. You have enough teeth in your mouth, real or fake, to be considered as having a full set
4. You bathe multiple times per week
Ok, now trust that the REAL boxes are a bit more challenging to impress me with, but let's start here. And hopefully you are picking up that humor is important to me (spoiler alert, that might be one of the real boxes.)
You probably need to know a little about me demographically. Again, very surface here. I was born in the 1970s, more mid than late. GQ hasn't called me for a cover shoot recently, but I trust you won't mind looking at me. I am gainfully employed and am good at what I do. I can absolutely blow you away with how many of the 4 boxes above I can check, thus I'm a prize.
In closing (I know, finally, right?) If you are interested in sparking conversation with a member of the opposite sex without specific agenda and would be happy to develop a specific agenda with the right person who gets it - well, say hi. :) I'm hoping that witty banter and clever conversation is not a lost art in our fine city! :)
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