Grannyshakerdiann

More about me:

If you are looking for that sexy, tall, blonde with an hourglass figure then pass me by, my hourglass figure has come and gone! I am a BBW and beautiful on the inside where it counts the most! If you want a friend and a woman who will not lie, cheat or steal from you....read a little more......what do you have to lose! Don't be shy! Send me a flirt, I will reply to all inquiries. I have a great sense of humor and love laughing. I am kind, caring, honest and so many other good qualities to many to list here. LOL I can shade you in the summer and keep you warm in the winter. LOL I have been alone for a while now and want to meet someone special and socialize.

I am a romantic at heart....little things make me happy like a note left for me to find or a text for no reason except to remind me your thinking of me. I am a very positive happy go lucky woman who loves hugs, kisses and positive feedback! I am not looking for money or a big house. I don't care what your income is or your job title. I am lonely and would like to make some friends and/or a special love if it heads in that direction.....I have a ton of love bottled up inside just waiting to be given to the right man. Are you the right man?

Have a great day...hope to hear from a down to earth man.

About my ideal partner:

The man I am looking for must have a sense of humor! He will tell you that you smell good even though your not wearing any perfume. He will buy you the diamond ring you have always wanted instead of a motorcycle. He will put the toilet seat down. He will rinse his spit out of the sink. He will put his clothes in the laundry basket instead of on the floor. He will never forget your birthday, anniversary or mothers day. He will be kind to old people and your Mom. He will let you win most games you play together. He will not kick the dog when he chews on his new right shoe. He will buy you flowers for no reason at all. He will not belch, pick his nose, or pass gas in public. He will take you to a chick flick and won't laugh at you when you cry. He will wear that silly pink shirt to your sisters wedding just because you asked him nicely. He will always be sure there is gas in the car when you need it. He will cook for you and clean up after him self at least once a month. He will tell you your beautiful for no reason. He will love you to infinity and beyond! Wait! I was sleeping.....damn it was only a dream!