Ardee

More about me:

So, here's where the dating site always asks the Searcher (that's me) to please write a brief and witty paragraph guaranteed to catch the attention of the Searchee (that's you).
Witty: an ability to say or write things that are clever and usually funny, smartly facetious or jocular; combining clever conception and facetious expression. Smartly Facetious or jocular?? Clever conception? Hmmmmm... Maybe I should just stick with the Meaning of Life.
Life is about:
knowing Who's On First and holding hands. It's about getting the giggles bad when picking out sushi. It's about knowing that conclusions weren't invented to be jumped to. It's about cats, big and small. It's about creating sore muscles and having them massaged. It's about Halloween and Christmas, and winter dips in hot springs, and bedroom days. And about respect, and realizing honesty shouldn't be viewed as a weakness. It is definitely about knowing that there is no place in our country for "His Majesty, The Donald"! And about Atta-boys and Atta-girls, Clark Gable and Jimmy Stewart, a shared 1st gear, the value of spontaneity, and Disneyland. It's about admitting you made that mistake, and about listening to comprehend instead of to devise a reply. About canyons, Grand or otherwise. About islands, Japanese or otherwise. And thankfully, about being a little distracted by the wonderful, barely-perceptible fragrance your partner's wearing.
Was that at least 100 characters?

About my ideal partner:

My goal is to is to meet someone who really stirs me. Really been missing that soft, satin-like feel of a woman's skin, and the wonderful fragrances that go along with that, as well as the texture of clean hair. It would be great if you appreciated my wit, and echoed my romantic tendencies. Flexibility and spontaneity are important. You should be able to laugh at yourself. And, you should really be interested in what others have to say, and not just looking for a chance to interrupt and and dominate the conversation. I'd really like it if you had your temper under control. Any chance you might like smooth jazz, cats, and japanese culture, too?