Oddonis

More about me:

I am originally from [[San Diego]], CA and I'm finally back. I love being within 3 hours from snow, beach and desert.

I am a science teacher, or I try to be. San Diego County schools have no need for my services right now so I am currently substitute teach. I might one day go into another industry. But I really like having summer, winter and spring breaks. That almost makes up for the unimpressive pay scale. That's okay, I need just enough money to keep me busy, which is not a lot (of money). I also have come to realize that I picked a really bad time for a teacher to relocate to CA and look for work.

I've had people say I look like Jay Leno, Kenneth Branaugh and Mr. Incredible.

FYI- I only know just enough spanish to really confuse my spanish-speaking students, which is totally unintentional sometimes.

I tend to have a slight smile that makes people wonder what I'm REALLY up to. Quiet, cordial, nice, a little standoffish until you get to know me. Not 'base-jumper' crazy, but spontaneous enough to be interesting.

I also have a tendency to recite my favorite lines from my favorite movies at odd times.

Some favorite movie lines:

"The Almighty says don't change the subject, just answer the fuckin' question."

"Comon Meat. Show us that million dollar arm 'cause I have a real good idea about that five cent head of yours."

"In the end, we get it all."

"My Dad's an electrician. He has the ultimate set of tools. I can fix it!"

"You're gonna look real silly with that knife stuck up your ass."

"Alright boys! It's time to R-U-N-N-O-F-T!

"Greetings from Humongous, Lord Humongous, the Warrior of the Wasteland. The Ayahtolla of Rocknrolla!"

"Take my Van Halen t-shirt off before you jinx the band and they break-up."

"How come a couple of unpopular dick's like you's havin' a party?"

"Don't you worry honey. If they could get a refrigerator to fly your father could land it!"

"Why don't you make like a tree and get out of here."

"Bad horse. Bad horse."

"Gentlemen! There's no fighting in the War Room!"

"I don't even have a piece of shit! I have to admire yours!"

"'Avoid the clap - signed Jimmy Dugan' Wow, thanks!"

"I guess we're gonna need some more FBI guys."

"Sir, does this mean Ann Margaret's not coming?"

"Just because she moved-in with a Supertramp fan doesn't make me five grand richer."

"No, not the kind (of bullion) you make soup out of."

"Yes, I'm a natural blue."

"Look... Sgt. Pepper, I really need for you to shut-up about that."

"No I'm not alright. I'm hurt. I'm pissed. I gotta find a new job."

"They say geniuses pick the color green. But you didn't pick it."

"I'd have to say that my all-time favorite book though is Johnny Cash's autobiography 'Cash' by Johnny Cash."

"This place is a pit stop on the way to a ski slope. I can't even get decent drugs here."

"You know how I know you're gay? You like to Coldplay."

"I think most people miss that about you, and I watch them wondering how they can watch you bring their food and clear their tables and never get that they just met the greatest woman alive. And the fact that I get it makes me feel good... about me."